Chapter 7: I got cursed at as soon as I started, but you say it’s normal!?
I’m not sure if this is right.
Just to be safe, I checked a guide, and there’s a warning.
‘Playing this game may cause you to lose your parents.’
“…What kind of game has a warning about losing your parents!?”
–It’s fine, just play well?
–Lose once, and they’re gone lol
–Even if you play well 100 times, one mistake and they’re out lol
–Thanks to this game, I learned a ton of curses lol
–Weren’t you already a mess before?
–What the !@##$^!@#%!#%!%!%
–See that!! Already a mess!!!!!
“Heck!? No cursing!! One more curse, and it’s a warning!!!”
–Oh? Not bad? Will you scold us?
–One curse for one scolding? Good deal?
–Sounds like a steal!?
–Me!!! Please do me!!!
“…I’ll ban you from chatting.”
–BlackHistoryToday donated 1,000 KRW.
[Domhwangchya lol]
–Domhwangchya lol
–Domhwangchi lol
–Swish swish swish, dodged? Slow? All dodged? lol
–Swish swish swish, what nonsense lol
–Domhwangchya!!!!!
–Domhwangaya!!!!!
“Don’t spam!!! My Doolgis, behave!!”
–Hap!
–Combine!
–Combineeeeeeee
–Combineeeeeeeeeeee
–Combineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
“…”
–Why do we sync so well for this? lol
–For real lol
–Luna must want to hit us lol
–Feels like she wants to flick us lol
–lol
With so many Doolgis, I’m losing my mind.
There’s something called a manager to handle chat. Should I get one?
Hmm, I’ll think about it later.
But the game finished installing, and when I pressed start, another warning popped up.
Caution: Playing this game may cause emotional distress.
“…A warning in the game? Is this right!?”
–Just scare tactics, don’t believe it lol
–Yeah, it’s fake lol
–Fake fake lol
–Fake fake flower lol
–Haha, what a mess.
I logged into the game and followed Doolgis’ instructions, but there’s AI matches, normal matches, and ranked matches?
Why are there so many types? I don’t get it!!
“So, I should do ranked matches, right!?”
–No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
–No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
–No no no no no no no no no no no no no no
–No no no no no no no no no no
–No no no no no no no no no no no no
–No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
“Eh? Then what do I do?”
–KurunaSureZone donated 1,000 KRW.
[Ranked as a beginner, you’ll get cursed out. Do AI matches.]
“What about normal matches?”
–Woobye donated 1,000 KRW.
[Normal matches, you’ll get cursed out by tryhards. Do AI matches.]
“Ugh, AI sounds boring, but it’s fine, right? I’ll trust you and try!”
–Bet 1,000 KRW she loses to AI lol
–1,000? I bet 2,000 lol
–Cowards, only 10,000 or more lol
–Safe bet, right? 100,000 or more lol
–RalRalRal donated 1,000 KRW.
[Mission: Get 1 kill, I’ll donate 10,000 KRW]
“Eh!? 10,000 KRW for just 1 kill!? Deal!!”
–Wow, safe bet, annoying lol
–She doesn’t know it’s a safe bet lol
–Open the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
–Please open the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
–Open the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Eh!? Open what!?”
–Open the point betting door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
–Please open point betting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
–If you don’t open point betting, I’ll cry!? I’m crying!? Cry!!
–Three seconds from tears!!!!
“Eh? What’s point betting!?”
Point betting
–You earn points based on watch time, but since stream time is short, you can also buy them with cash.
–I just bought points with cash lol
–If watch time’s short, just use cash, right? lol
–Sweet!! So sweet!!!!
–Are these the suckers? I’m buying points lol
–What can you buy with these points?
–Nothing, there’s nothing listed, right?
–Then why do it?
–Dunno lol
“Why do you have points I don’t even know about!?”
–Who knows what’ll come up later!! Gotta stock up lol
–Right, what if a date ticket comes up lol
–No need for that, sell a scolding ticket lol
–Scolding ticket, genius, you got a two-digit IQ?
–That’s an insult, idiot lol
–lol
“Hmm, I don’t know about that, I’ll open it later! Let’s start!!”
Following my Doolgis, I started an AI match, but the character selection screen told me to pick one.
It’s telling me to choose…
“Why are there so many characters!? Over a thousand!?”
–Welcome, newbie lol
–Think it’s 1,000? Exactly 1,042.
–How do you know that lol
–Think I only know the number? I know all their names lol
–Crazy guy lol
“How many!? 1,042!? How do you know!?”
–You memorize it playing lol
–For real lol
–So, what was your college entrance exam rank? lol
–Hey you !@##$^!@#%!#%!%!%
–See, this game ruins your personality lol
“Hmm, I’ll just pick a cute character.”
I picked a cute cat, and my team went wild.
[Why’d you pick that trash character!?]
[Think AI matches are a joke!?]
[Planning to eat ramen forever? Pick properly!]
“Hmm, why are they reacting like this to a cat?”
–What? Why so many tryhards in AI matches? Wild.
–10 years of Rule, never seen this lol
–Rule’s been out for less than 5 years, no?
–That’s why observant guys are trouble.
Character selection ended, and the game started, but my teammates gave up and played without chatting.
The weird thing is, they all scattered like it was planned!
“Eh!? Why aren’t we sticking together!? Where do I go!?”
–Bottom!! Follow bottom!!
–Follow bottom and press W on a teammate!!!
–Just follow the guy at bottom, that’s your share!!
–0.1 share, no? Just following?
–Actually negative, you’re sharing EXP, right?
–Right lol
I followed my Doolgis’ advice, went bottom, and used W on a teammate, but I went inside their body.
“Eh!? What’s this!? My character won’t move!!”
–You got kidnapped lol
–You’re kidnapped lol
–Kidnapped lol
–Are you kidnapped? lol
“Don’t joke, tell me!!!”
–Use a skill in that state, and you’ll get out.
–Like a homing missile.
–Not homing, you have to control it, right?
–That’s for our Luna to figure out.
–So irresponsible.
After a bit, enemy AI appeared, and small monsters from both teams started fighting.
Using a skill to kill enemy monsters gave me money!
“Wow, killing these monsters gives money!?”
[Why are you taking that!!!!!!]
[Hey, try it, killing gives money?]
[Why are you taking it!!!!]
[You take it too, it gives money!]
[@#^@#^@$#~!@$@^#@$^]
“Heck!? Why am I already getting cursed at!?”
–lol
–lol
–lol
–lol
–lol
–RuluRalla donated 1,000 KRW.
[I’m dying laughing ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Don’t take that ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
“Eh!? Then where do I earn money!?”
–I’m dying lol
–Bury me in Luna’s room when I die lol
–Don’t worry, I’ll cremate you lol
–Not just one or two here lol
–What, a group funeral home? lol