Spirits for Adoption

Chapter 0: Prologue

[Are Spirits Really That Good?]

Author: Anonymous

I’m a newbie climber, so are spirits mandatory?

–Try climbing without one lol.

ㄴ (Author) Guess they’re mandatory…

ㄴ No, I said just try it first lmao.

–Human rights.

ㄴ (Author) They’re that important?

ㄴ Yeah.

ㄴ It’s not that you aren’t treated like a human without one.

ㄴ You’re just a beast.

ㄴ Damn.

–Among them, Fire Spirits are the GOAT.

ㄴ Bullsht lol.

ㄴ Water Spirits are the real GOAT, not those washed-up has-beens.

ㄴ Tsk tsk, you clueless fcks.

ㄴ Nothing beats Wind Spirits lol.

ㄴ Wind < Fire < Water.

ㄴ Isn’t that common sense?

ㄴ Why the hell are you guys starting another faction war even here?

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[Today’s Four-Character Idiom (1042)]

Author: Mokin Seoksim

Today’s four-character idiom is “One Tree, a Hundred Harvests.”

It means planting a single tree and gaining a hundredfold harvest from it.

It’s generally used to emphasize the importance of nurturing talent, as properly cultivating talented people can bring enormous profits.

I think this is a saying that you climbers who lead many people would find particularly useful.

Haha.

–Why the hell is this guy here???

ㄴ “This guy”?

ㄴ Is the Great and Mighty Mokin Seoksim your friend or something?

ㄴ For real lmao.

–Wait, why are you here instead of giving away spirits?

–I’m the only one without a spirit.

I’m the only one without a spirit.

I’m the only one without a spirit.

I’m the only one without a spirit.

ㄴ (Only Me Without a Spirit emote)

ㄴ (When did this emote come out?)

–Our. Mokin Seoksim. Sir

–It’s been. Such. A Long. Time. Since. You. Shared. Such. Wonderful. Words.

–We. Truly. Thank. You!!!

–If. Our. Young. People. Could. Learn. Even. Half. Of. What. You. Know. Teacher. Sir.

–There. Would. Be. Nothing. More. We. Could. Ask. For

ㄴ Damn, why does this post smell like an old man? Lmao.

ㄴ –Old–

–For those who just joined and don’t know why this guy is suddenly acting like this here, give it a recommendation lol.

ㄴ Recommended lmao.

ㄴ Recommended.

ㄴ (Author) Recommended.

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