Chapter 3: From now on, I’ll call you Dooki!
Ugh, am I an idiot? How could I end the stream because I got scared by the donation voice!?
I checked on YouTube, and it turns out it reads donations aloud.
After yesterday’s mess, my stream’s done for. Nothing else to do, so I should stream, right?
My daily routine: wake up, eat, use my phone, eat, use my phone, eat, sleep.
It’s clearly a jobless life, but I need to earn money to survive.
I still have some of big sister’s money, but I should save it.
Just in case.
“Phew, this moment always feels the most nerve-wracking. It’s only my third time, though.”
The moment before pressing the start stream button is the scariest.
What kind of stream should I show my viewers today?
By the way, Panda? Pander? Fandom? They say it’s for calling viewers, but I don’t really get it.
I should start soon… I don’t want to… but I have to make a living… what else can I do…
I pressed the start stream button and waited nervously for chat, but nothing came up.
“Sob, sob, of course, who’d watch my stream? Not a single chat…”
–Najakss donated 1,000 KRW.
[Why’re you crying right after starting!? Don’t cry!!]
“…Huh? How’s there a donation when no one’s here!? No chats are coming up!”
–CuteCute donated 1,000 KRW.
[Press refresh!!]
“…Eh? Look vertically? Or do I need to fix the computer!? Already!? I just bought it!”
–Aaaagh donated 1,000 KRW.
[Press F5!!! F5!!!!!]
“Press F and 5? I did, but nothing’s happening!!”
–CuteCuteCute donated 1,000 KRW.
[Press the F5 button to the right of ESC, lol, not F and 5 lol.]
“…Oh, there’s a button here? Really! You should’ve said so sooner!”
–WatchOutAtNight donated 1,000 KRW.
[Meet me outside, I’ll teach you a lesson with money.]
“No way, I’m a homebody, I don’t go out. I stay home.”
I pressed F5, and finally, the chat appeared.
“Wow! I can see the chat! Really! You need to tell me these things faster!”
–Hold it!! Hold it!! She’s a kid, hold it!!!
–Hold it!? I’d rather get arrested than hold it!!!
–Hold it, idiot, you’ll really get arrested!!!
–Fists are far, lawsuits are close, you idiots lol.
–How do I hold it? If I could, I’d be a monk lol.
–I had low blood pressure, now it’s high lol.
[Viewers: 412]
–Legendary start, so what’s today’s stream?
–Forget content, just go over an hour today.
–How hasn’t she passed an hour yet lol.
–This is a gem, early closing like a hot restaurant lol.
–Idiot, this isn’t a diner lol.
“Ugh, I’ll aim for an hour today! Okay! So… what do we do today?”
–Why’re you asking us lol.
–No prep again? You’re killing me…
“Oh! Your nickname, aren’t you my first viewer!? I was worried! You okay?”
–Okay? I got roasted and doxxed lol.
–Laugh, the best laugh through tough times lol.
–Crazy guy, you sane lol.
–He got every insult and still watches? That’s love. Confess.
–Marry her marry her marry her marry her marry her marry her marry her.
–You idiots, I’m in real trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Oh, sorry. No way. You’ll meet someone nice.”
–What? Why’d I get rejected?
–0 confessions, 1 rejection lol.
–lol.
–Got rejected lol.
–She rejected him lol.
–lol.
–HangSom donated 1,000 KRW.
[So what’s today’s stream? Let’s game.]
“Game? I don’t know how to play, is that okay?”
–Never played a game in your life???????????????
–What’s the point of living???????????
–What’d you do to never play games???????????
–?????????????????????
–?????????????????????
“Oh, my family was strict, so I couldn’t play games. Though I got kicked out anyway.”
After my words, the chat turned into a sea of tears.
–ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
–ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
–ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
–ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
–ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
–100Names donated 10,000 KRW.
[We’re here, don’t cry ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
“Hm? I’m not crying! You guys are crying? Is this real money?”
–It’s real ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
–Real, not fake ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
–She doesn’t even know it’s real money? ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
–So pitiful ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
“Hm? I don’t know what’s pitiful, but I’ll install a game like you said!”
–RuleBug donated 1,000 KRW.
[Let’s play Rule! Rule! ㄹㅜㄹ!!!!!!]
“Eh!? What’s Rule?”
–Yatba donated 1,000 KRW.
[Idiot, how’s she supposed to know if you abbreviate? She’s never played games, why recommend that? You’ll just get parent insults!!]
“…If I’m bad at games, I get parent insults!? You recommended something scary!?”
–Sounds weird when she says it like that?
–It’s true, though? If you’re bad, you get parent insults.
–Right, it’s a game to protect your parents’ honor.
–Just recommend an RPG, lots of safe ones.
–Safe? How about CanadaStory?
–Idiot, recommend something free-to-play, not that.
–No, it’s free-to-play!!!!
–Don’t lie, idiot!!!!!
“Ugh, anything else besides what you just recommended?”
–CoolBunny donated 1,000 KRW.
[Let’s dip into CanadaStory, it’s free-to-play.]
“Okay, I’ll try that. I’ll install it quick! Let’s decide on something else in the meantime?”
–Wow, she’s doing a disease game.
–Games are a disease.
–By that logic, all games are diseases?
–What are we deciding?
–Explain! Explain! Explain! Explain!
“Eh? Explain what? By the way, calling you readers sounds distant, right? I saw other places have fandoms.”
–How about darling?
–Darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling
–Darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling
–Darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling
–Darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling
–Darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darling
“Hm, I don’t like that.”
–0 confessions, 1 rejection lol.
–There’s a guy with 0 confessions, 2 rejections lol.
–lol.
–Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!
–lol.
“You were cooing the first day, so how about Doolgi? It’s cute, right?”
–Coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
–Coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
–Coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
–Coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
–Coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
“Oh, perfect! Love it! Okay, my Doolgis!? I’ll install it quick!”
<Stream Ended>
–?????????????????????????
–?????????????????????????????
–???????????
–????????????????????
–??????????????????????????
“Ha, today’s stream was exhausting too… I’ll get used to it someday, right? By the way, how do I install this?”
[Breaking News!! Najakss said she’d install a game and ended the stream!!!!!!!!!]
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[Who ends a stream to install a game lol]
└Right here lol
└I’m dying lol
└Gonna recommend this to people with low blood pressure lol
└What about high blood pressure lol
└Explode lol