Chapter 0: Prologue
“Luna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
[@#%@#%^@ My ears!!!!!!!!!!!!]
[What’s that? A newbie? LOL, think of it as your initiation!]
[This stream always starts with shouting, so we’re all half-deaf LOL.]
[I’m already shopping for hearing aids LOL.]
[LunaLuna!!]
[LunaLuna!!]
“Thank you so much to all our Doolgi fans for joining Luna’s lively stream today!”
“Shall we get started!?”
[DingDongDaeng donated 100,000 won.]
[What’s today’s stream about?]
“Thank you, DingDongDaeng, for the 100,000 won donation!!”
“Today, I’ve prepared some brand-new skills for our Doolgi fans!”
[Is the world ending tomorrow?]
[Is the world ending tomorrow?]
[Is the world ending tomorrow?]
“…Why is everyone freaking out!?”
“I can prepare content too, you know!?”
[I’ve watched this stream for 10 years and never seen you prepare content.]
[I’ve been here for 15 years, kid.]
[Ugh, you ancient Doolgis.]
[I’ve been here 5 years, and this is the first time I’ve seen content prepared.]
[Wow, you guys aren’t just old, you’re practically fossils.]
“I haven’t even been streaming for a year, what are you all talking about!?”
[For real LOL.]
[It’s already been a year?]
[Time flies.]
[Guess Luna’s aged a lot too.]
[Her voice sounds different from the start LOL.]
“…Congratulations to our last chatter, Grandma-nim, you’re the winner.”
“The content I prepared today is none other than my brand-new skills!”
[??? Don’t you mean latest skills, not brand-new*?]
“No, brand-new skills is correct!”
“Alright, Sari!”
“Ban Grandma-nim from chatting for one minute!”
[Done.]
[I’ve gifted Grandma-nim a one-day chat ban.]
“…Huh?”
[One day LOLOLOLOLOL.]
[One day, they said LOLOLOLOLOL.]
[One day LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.]
[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.]
“Sari!?”
“Undo it!”
“Undo it!”
[Alright.]
[I’ve canceled the one-day ban and gifted a one-year ban instead.]
[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.]
[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.]
[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.]
[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.]
[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.]
“…I’m so sorry.”
[Today’s Luna Stream Fiasco]
└[So they got banned for a year? LOLOL.]
└[Not a day or two, how does it happen every time LOLOLOL.]
└[Her first stream started with an apology broadcast LOLOLOL.]